bitchaura asked: My nipples ache with longing for you. will we ever hang out? also what do you want from Chicago?
I WANT TO SEE YOU TOO!! Chicago is gonna be a blast! I want a fucking vegan Philly cheese steak, some fried dough and blow job from a sexy Chicago hobo!! (yes i meant hobo NOT homo… Hobos are way hotter in the mid-best. You’ll see.)
(also if you take your BIG purse shopping lifting some comic book underwear from H&M would be awesome. Our dumb H&M never has them.)
